Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Thursday, August 02, 2018

"I'll do it Tomorrow."

An ode to my procrastination.
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I wake up groggily from my slumber and, bed head intact, forge my way towards the bathroom. I step in and my toothbrush stares me in the face, I pick it up and motor through my daily oral hygiene. I begin to undress and my toothbrush gives me a nasty look,

Monday, July 03, 2017

Little Me

So, the other day (see also yesterday) I realised that I was (am) a very weird kid. How have I realised this you ask? Well two of my friends and I were walking and we somehow ended up talking about *drumroll* our childhood (Well more like pre-adolescence). Anyways that is when I realised that, none of my friends could relate to what I said and up until that moment I thought that everyone must've done the same things. But, apparently not. Anyways here's a list of, you guessed it...


Monday, April 17, 2017

Missed me?

Hey, whats up, hello?
It's me again, hope I haven't been forgotten yet?
I'm just popping in today to give you a quick update of my 'oh so interesting life', 
dun dun dun.

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

A to Z tag

Hello! I feel like I haven't posted anything since 2786 years (#extraaf) for some reason. So, I have decided to do the A to Z tag...Enjoy!

Thursday, January 26, 2017

That Time Of The Year

*SIGHS*
So it's that time of the year again, IT'S EXAM TIME and I am told that the exams that I am about to write this year are going to define my future, because, you guessed it- its 10TH GRADE board exams.

Thursday, December 29, 2016

Au Revoir 2016!

I just had to make a cliche end of the year blog post didn't I? Well, #YOLO(unless you're a Greek/Roman monster). So, leggo!

Friday, September 30, 2016

The Change Has Been Made!

Greetings people of the interwebs!
Now you might notice something a tad bit different on my blog i presume? (could I be anymore subtle?).
I have made a few changes and by few I mean 3 changes, really. Let me walk you guys through them (because that's what good hosts do).

Sunday, September 11, 2016

50 Random Questions Tag

Hola amigos!







I have spontaneously decided to do the 50 Random Questions Tag because......why not!?
So.......here goes:

Saturday, July 09, 2016

The Beginning

Hello, fellow internet user my name is Rithvika but you can call me Ritz.
Welcome to my blog!

HELLO :3

So, as i have mentioned before....my name is Rithvika aka Ritz, and here's a little something about me. If I had to describe myself in 5 words they would be: Crazy, Sarcastic, Empathetic, Genuine and Weird. Most of my morals and values come from my dad and from the various fictional characters from story books, and trust me when I say that I will stand by them no matter what happens because these values make me the person that I am and I do not want to loose that. Another important thing about me is that obstacles and problems make me come alive, it's like they turn all the gears in my mind and stimulate it. People also say that I make pretty sick puns and that my jokes are lame and what can I say? Mission accomplished, I guess. So children, from this we can decipher that I am complete weirdo who happens to be knowing what she's doing sometimes.
Oh yeah! I almost forgot, welcome to this weird place called "The Ritz Blog" and I hope that we'll have loads of fun and be sure to tell me a little about you too!